The judge was talking to Minnie Mouse from the bench.”Mrs. Mouse, I have listened to all of the evidence and I can not agree with you that your husband, Mickey Mouse is CRAZY. I can not grant you a divorce on those grounds.” “CRAZY? I didn’t say he was CRAZY!” said Minnie. “I said he was ~Censored~ Goofy!”

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Did you hear that the Fire Island Deli is featuring a special submarine sandwich this season. Naturally, it's mostly tongue.

Q: What does a blonde say first thing in the morning? A: Are all you guys on the same team?