Q: Why do blondes write TGIF on their shoes? A: Toes Go In First

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Q: Did you hear about the blond prostitute who didn't vote? A: She didn't care who got in.

HAMBURG FELLATRICE — HERR BLOWER.

This guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. As the bartender serves the drink, the guy asks, "Hey, I heard a good Aggie joke the other day. Do you want to hear it?" The bartender says, "Well before you tell it, I should warn you that I'm an Aggie. See those two guys at the end of the bar? They're Aggies. And see those guys over at that table. They're Aggies too. Are you sure you want to tell that joke?" The guy replied, "Hell no! I don't want to explain it five times……."

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Q. Why Do You Take A blonde Shopping With You? A. To Be Able To Park In The HandiCapped Zone.

The judge was talking to Minnie Mouse from the bench.”Mrs. Mouse, I have listened to all of the evidence and I can not agree with you that your husband, Mickey Mouse is CRAZY. I can not grant you a divorce on those grounds.” “CRAZY? I didn’t say he was CRAZY!” said Minnie. “I said he was ~Censored~ Goofy!”

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Did you hear that the Fire Island Deli is featuring a special submarine sandwich this season. Naturally, it's mostly tongue.